Completely ruining Up Our Lives, Guys
Completely ruining Up Our Lives, Guys
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Let's be honest here, dudes. We're absolutely screwing things up/over/to hell. Look around. Our brains/lives/relationships are a goddamn mess/disaster/train wreck. We procrastinate. Our goals/dreams/aspirations are gathering dust like that ancient cereal in the back of your pantry/pair of shoes you haven't worn since high school/guitar you swore you'd learn to play. We're lost.
Maybe it's time we tried harder/faced facts/admitted defeat and just accepted our fate?
“2. Meant to Be Fucked by You, Guys”
You guys are about this, right? This is the real deal, the kind of action that gets your blood pumping. No time for weaklings here, only those who want it all. We're talking about getting dirty and feeling every fiber of the action.
- Forget that boring stuff you’ve been doing.
- This where the real fun is.
- Get what you deserve: a wild, unforgettable night.
You're not begging. We’re just offering you the truth.
Guys: Dude Fuck Me Fucking Tonight
Look, I'm not Messing around. I'm feeling it right now and I need some Action. Don't Waste around with Small talk, just Make love to me already. I'm Ready and waiting for you to Get down and dirty.
Step to it, I know you want to.
Dude! This Bunch of Assholes {Want to Fuck Me|Think They Can Have Their Way With Me
I mean, come on! It's like they can't Get the Message. I've been trying to Be Firm, but they just {Keep Coming Back|Don't Care . It's getting {ReallyAnnoying.
- I Really Need To Talk to My Landlord About This.
- For Real| This is getting Way Too Intense.
Honestly, I just want to Be Left Alone in Safety! Is that too much to ask?
Let's Get Straight up Lit
Tonight, we're gonna blow the roof off. I'm talking about a night you won't forget. We gotta raise hell and let loose. I've got {a playlist on fire|epic beats that will make you lose your mind.
We're gonna rage all night long. So, are you ready to party like there's no tomorrow?
Let's make this a night to remember.
Damn It, I'm Calling the Guys
Sometimes, life/shit/problems just gets too much/out of hand/stupid. You're tired/pissed off/done and the only solution is to hang out with your friends/grab some beers/get wasted. It doesn't matter what you're doing/working on/feeling. Just grab your phone and call up the bros/boys/crew. Fuck me guys They'll understand/be there for you/probably judge you no matter what.
- It's a rite of passage/guy thing/solid plan
- Liquor is the answer to all problems.
- They'll probably tell you to chill out/make fun of your situation/suggest a wild plan.